by anarres - uploaded on December 16, 2020, 7:33 pm
A new monster menaces border crossings between Europe and the UK. It's not cute and cuddly like Cookie Monster. It's not scary but cool-looking like Godzilla. Its powers include the ability to freeze trucks in place until the driver completes a mountain of paper work, and creating tailbacks that stretch halfway across Kent. It is known as... BREXIT MONSTER!